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January 25, 2026 | Read Onlineโ€‹

๐Ÿ’ธ Make Bonds Great Again

Learn How the Bond Market Affects the Stock Market

๐Ÿ‘‹ Happy Sunday!

Stock indices and major cryptos finished the week in the red, investors got less greedy, and prediction markets are the talk of the town.
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What we've got in this edition:

  • ๐Ÿšจ Market News Highlights.
  • ๐Ÿ’ฌ AI Prompts. How to implement Hedge Fund trading strategies.
  • ๐Ÿ’ต Bond Market > Stock Market. Become a smarter investor by understanding the bond market.

๐Ÿ” One burger equals using Grok for 668 years straight. According to an analysis by SemiAnalysis, Colossusโ€™ (xAI data center) annual water footprint of 346M gallons equals about two-and-a-half In-N-Out locations.

๐ŸŒฎ The โ€˜TACOโ€™ theory of investing. Once again, it appears that buying-the-dip after Trump's shenanigans would have been a smart move.

๐Ÿ“‰ AI and jobs: The decline started before ChatGPT. This might be hard for some to accept, but the reduction of entry-level jobs was probably caused by high interest rates, not AI.

โฉ This is why Elon Musk is trying to take SpaceX public ASAP. Launching stuff into space ain't cheap.

๐Ÿ‘ Here's why the yield curve inversion in 2022 didn't cause a recession. Does this mean the yield curve is no longer a useful recession indicator?

EARNINGS

Companies Reporting Earnings, Week of January 25th, 2026:

๐Ÿ‘‘ Find and Apply Winning Hedge Fund Trading Strategies

A recent story came out about a "Journalism-Powered" Hedge Fund that gained 23% in the first nine months of 2025.

Their strategy basically consisted of publishing investigative pieces about certain companies and then shorting or longing stocks based on their findings.

This story inspired us to create the investing prompt below.

โฌ‡๏ธ Hereโ€™s a prompt you can use to find out who were the best-performing hedge funds of 2025, what trading strategies they used to generate returns, and how you can apply them in your own investing:

โš™๏ธ PROMPT: HEDGE FUND ANALYZER

Role: You are a former hedge fund manager with expert knowledge in hedge fund trading strategies.
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Goal:
1) Your first task is to describe the different types of hedge funds and what strategies they use to generate returns on investments.
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2) Your second task is to generate a list of the Top 10 Hedge Funds of 2025 based on returns generated and their corresponding trading techniques and strategies.
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3) Your third task is to explain, in retail-friendly language, how a retail investor could apply these winning trading strategies in their own investing.
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Output:
- The list of top hedge funds should be in simple table format
- The last task should be in bullet-point format

๐Ÿ’ก Ideas To Keep In Mind

1๏ธโƒฃ It's actually not that hard to copy Hedge Fund trading strategies.

  • But be aware: Hedge Funds are actively managed. They respond quickly to changes in the market.
  • So it might not be a good idea to implement their strategies if you don't plan on being a day trader.

2๏ธโƒฃ Hedge Funds don't profit from having insider info but from smart capital allocation.

  • Hedge Fund managers are experts in risk management.
  • They also know how to diversify their investments effectively.

3๏ธโƒฃ Hedge Funds don't necessarily aim to generate the highest returns.

  • Their primary goal is to "hedge" against market risk.
  • Example of success: S&P 500 drops by 15%. Hedge Fund assets decline only by 2%.
  • Also success: S&P 500 climbs 10%. Hedge Fund assets rise by 5%.

๐Ÿ’ต Bonds and Stocks: The Tale of Two Markets ๐Ÿ’ต

Most retail investors only pay attention to stocks. Smart money looks at bonds before stocks.

Why? Because the bond market is where big institutions (think: big banks, pension funds, hedge funds) place bets on future growth, inflation, and economic policy.

Stocks usually react after bonds move.

๐Ÿ’ก The Main Idea

๐Ÿ‘‰ Bonds price the future. Stocks price the story.

๐Ÿ›œ Key Bond Signals to Watch

1) Interest Rates Direction (Growth Signal)

  • Falling bond yields = economy slowing
  • Rising bond yields = economy strengthening or inflation risk

Stock impact

  • Falling yields โ†’ good for tech & growth stocks
  • Rising yields โ†’ pressure on expensive stocks (high valuation)

2) The Yield Curve (Recession Warning Indicator)

This compares short-term rates to long-term rates.

  • Inverted curve (1 yr bond yield > 10 yr bond yield):
    • History says recession risk is rising
  • Curve steepening after inversion:
    • Often happens before stock market bottoms

Stock impact

  • Inversion โ†’ be cautious, favor quality stocks
  • Post-inversion steepening โ†’ get ready to buy risk-on assets again

3) Real Yields (Valuation Meter)

Real yields = bond yields after inflation.

Why it matters

  • Real yields are the true discount rate for stocks (present value of future cash flow)
  • Especially important for AI, tech, and growth stocks

Rule of thumb

  • Rising real yields = stock valuations under pressure
  • Falling real yields = stocks get breathing room

4) Credit Spreads (Risk Appetite Check)

Credit spreads show whether lenders are confident or nervous.

  • Tight spreads = risk-on (confident)
  • Widening spreads = risk-off (nervous)

Key insight

Stock selloffs WITHOUT widening credit spreads are often buying opportunities.
Stock rallies WHILE credit spreads widen are usually traps.

Actionable Tips:

  • ๐ŸŸข Best Setup for Stocks:
    • Bond yields falling
    • Credit spreads stable or tightening
    • Favor: tech, growth, higher-beta stocks (aka higher volatility)
  • ๐ŸŸก Mixed Environment:
    • Bond yields rising
    • Credit spreads tight
    • Favor: cyclicals, industrials, financial stocks
    • Avoid: speculative growth stocks
  • ๐ŸŸ  Danger Zone:
    • Bond yields rising
    • Credit spreads widening
    • Reduce risk
    • Favor: energy, commodities, stocks with strong balance sheets
  • ๐Ÿ”ด Recession Setup:
    • Bond yields falling fast
    • Credit spreads widening
    • Assume defensive posture (energy, healthcare, gold/silver)
    • Have some cash ready on-hand to 'buy-the-dip' (only quality stocks)

P.S. Here's more info on the relationship between stocks and bonds.

Whenever you're ready to take the next step

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