April 5, 2025 | Read Online | Subscribe The US is waging economic warfare against penguins and seals. Yeah, you read that right. The Trump Administration just placed tariffs on the Heard and McDonald Islands. The only problem is that these islands are uninhabited by humans. The only local residents are penguins and seals. What we've got in this edition: When everyone else zigs, you zag. If you haven't noticed, stocks are on sale! Roblox 🤝 Google. The online game platform is partnering with...
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March 29, 2025 | Read Online | Subscribe Job-hopping won't get you a fat pay raise anymore, according to the Wall Street Journal. So if increasing your W-2 salary isn't as easy now, what's the next best thing? Investing. Take the money that you do earn, and put it into well-performing stocks so you at least have some chance of keeping up with inflation. What we've got in this edition: 23andMe went bankrupt. Find out how to delete your personal data (if you've used the service) so it doesn't...
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March 22, 2025 | Read Online | Subscribe We finally have some good news: ✅ The S&P 500 broke its four-week losing streak ✅ You can now make March Madness bets on Robinhood ✅ Klarna (buy now, pay later platform) filed for US IPO DISCLAIMER: The content in this newsletter is not monetary advice; it is for educational and informational purposes only. Stocks can be risky and speculative. Please do your own research before investing. Week of March 17, 2025 ▲ S&P 500 5,667.56 +0.57% ▲ Nasdaq...
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March 15, 2025 | Read Online | Subscribe Last week we said a recession was on the horizon. This week Goldman Sachs said the likelihood of one is 20%. Is that a high probability? Dunno. That's for you to decide. Here are some fun stats for last month: Food inflation rose 2.6% year over year Egg prices rose 58.8% Instant coffee climbed 8.6% Candy prices rose 4% Energy costs sank 0.2% annually Price of gas dropped 3.1% Fuel oil fell 5.1% Shelter (aka housing) rose 4.2% annually DISCLAIMER: The...
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March 10, 2025 | Read Online | Subscribe A recession is coming. Maybe. Economic growth slowdown, a weak private sector jobs report, and a tariffs war are not good developments for the market. Just remember this: DO NOT panic sell. Do what the rich do. Grab stocks at a discount when everyone else is selling. Go against the grain and you can make a lot of money in the long run. 📈💰 DISCLAIMER: The content in this newsletter is not monetary advice; it is for educational and informational purposes...
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March 1, 2025 | Read Online | Subscribe As promised, we're back in your inbox with a total redesign. From now on, we'll be focusing on (tech-heavy) financial market news and filtering through all the noise to find valuable investment opportunities. Let us know what you think of the new format! DISCLAIMER: The content in this newsletter is not financial advice; it is for education and information purposes only. Stocks can be risky and speculative. Please do your research before investing. Week...
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February 17, 2025 | Read Online Happy Monday and welcome to Issue #34 of the Tech Fizz newsletter! A possible breakthrough in the fight against one of the deadliest cancers draws inspiration from an unexpected source—the classic 1980s arcade game Pac-Man. Meanwhile, a mysterious and powerful cosmic signal has emerged from the depths of the Mediterranean, leaving scientists puzzled. Special Announcement: We're excited to announce that we’re expanding our focus from technology news to finance...
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February 10, 2025 | Read Online Happy Monday and welcome to Issue #33 of the Tech Fizz newsletter! Scientists might have discovered a way to slow down the aging process, and it's something that's been right in front of us all along. Additionally, quantum computers that can do amazing things could be here sooner than we thought, thanks to the discovery of a new quantum particle that could change how we understand quantum mechanics. 🧠 Brain BlastHot tech discoveries and breakthroughs from last...
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February 3, 2025 | Read Online Happy Monday and welcome to Issue #32 of the Tech Fizz newsletter! Scientists have found evidence that life on Earth might have extraterrestrial origins, while simultaneously discovering a potential new home for life just 19.7 light-years away – and if that's not enough to pique your interest, the sound barrier has been broken once again by civilian aviation, marking the dawn of a new era in high-speed travel. 🧠 Brain BlastHot tech discoveries and breakthroughs...
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